~ Venerable Shi Xiang Yi
Hi everybody.
Apparently, for the past 2 years, I've failed to start anything rolling.
My TAF club failed. My run-a-marathon-and-lead-a-healthy-lifestyle failed.
So many things failed that I can't rmb them.
BUT I'M GOING TO START SOMETHING AGAIN!
ITS CALLED THE GRATITUDE POST!
hopefully, hopefully, some may follow suit!
but I know that chances are damn low and its probably going to fail like previously xDD
This is going to be damn long so be prepared!
BE VERY PREPARED!
Messenges to everyone (according to index number):
Dear Chai Jia Xing Ivy,
Our dear Econs rep. Thank you so much for ultra efficiency. Thank you for printing our econs notes, liaising with the photocopying auntie to print for us better econs notes and being so enthusiastic in all our class activities. I will never forget your 健康歌 dance xD Remember that I'd always be there to protect you should Aerosmith decide to jump out of his "Don't wanna miss a thing" music video. Come watch a horror movie with me and I'd de-timidise u!
Love ya ♥
Dear Huang Xiuhui Teresa,
Teresa the Treasurer takes the treasures. We thank you loads for not biting our heads off when we don't give you the $$$ for class fund. Thanks for dealing with the root of all evil for the class. You had been heroic
Love ya ♥
Dear Kee Weining,
You were great in Chem. And your greatness didn't stop there. Thanks for helping out the rest of the normal ones out there whenever we had problems with chem. More importantly, we love you for playing the main actress role in our class 偶像剧, "The Forbidden Love". Your unending love for a certain be-spectacled male teacher gave us all greater faith in love. This heart-wrenching love drama even gave chance to SuePing to play the main actress role in its sequel, "The Forbidden Love 2", starring the same certain male teacher. I thank you for being the main source of my entertain every morning at the grandstand. I wish you good luck in your current drama, "The WeiWei Lovestory". I digressed.
Love ya ♥
Dear Chai Min Xia Jaymie,
You have the makings of a model. I just made a strange and irrelevant comment. I will never forget the day when you said "Happy Birthday" to me. I would have fallen in love with you if I were a man. But heng heng for you, I don't have what you need down there. So, in the meantime, you're safe. You're a kind-hearted, sentimental lady so I know you're going to something great next time! SO! Remember to stay pretty but try not to seduce men, even though you probably did it unintentionally! Hahaha!
Love ya ♥
Dear Koo Yuan Si Jasly,
My dear Harmoc friend. You had been extremely kind to me. I never lacked entertainment during practice partly thanks to you xD You're forever full of juicy gossips and you're probably a better, cheaper news source than I-weekly (its suppose to be a good thing, pardon me for wording it so strangely. There is a reason why I got a C for GP xD ). Thanks simply for being there during Harmoc! Without you, I'd probably find alot of difficulty going for practice! 你要永远青春美丽！
Love ya ♥
Dear Kwan Jia Hui,
My fellow comrade. I am glad that you found this letter. We have fought hard during GP. Although I died and was left rotting in the battlefield, I'm truly glad you survived. I will never forget those glorious "chiong to TC level 1 toilet before chionging to GP class" days. You had always allowed to me to look at your essays whenever I got stuck at mine (that means I've practically read all your essays since I'm forever stuck at mine). You've also collected alot of newspapers for recycling, helping the class accumulate some good karma. For all these, I am extremely grateful. Do lead a good life!
Love ya ♥
Dear Lee Yenn Ting Charmaine,
I will not forget your orange hairband. Or the lime green one. Or the yellow one. Thanks for the endless enthusiasm you've showed during class activities. You've done a great job as the CIP rep, settling our CIP records and most importantly, arranging the the class CIP at Clementi Primary! We've probably behaved worse than those primary school kids during the trips to the school, so thanks for tolerating with us! Your preservance will always be remembered, together with your hairbands! I must thank you for ensuring that I have 150 hours on my CIP records! And telling me the right place to stop on the MRT!
Love ya ♥
Dear Lim Carmen,
Sometimes you're serious. Sometimes you're siao. Thanks for being there to ensure me that among the human species, variants such as us do exist. Thanks for showing me what's a "burning passion"! Our class definitely saw your passion for band! Thanks for putting up a great performance during Etude...er...1000? Whatever the number, your performance was great! Totally enjoyed it man! (nanny nanny poo poo to those who didn't go. yer missed a great performance, yo) Hope you 白头到老 with your hehheh.
Love ya ♥
Dear Lin YanJia,
"Yeah man!" "Oh my goodness" "goodness!" "urban~" Your whining haunts me even when I'm using the toilet. Especially the "urban~" one. Your whining made me deviate from the purpose of this post. I totally can't stop myself from complaining about you xD But then, that's your adorable part which Gary probably (99.9%) likes alot. Thanks alot for living in Jurong West Extention! Having somebody to take the $#%$^%^&$%#%$ Bus 174 is totally a relief! I shan't say too much in case your hehheh sees this and pok me in the face. Just remember to whine less when I'm within 100 metres radius.
Love ya ♥
Dear Low Pei Yee,
Thanks for being part of Poverty Rangers! We had fought hard! Thanks to you, PW was made 1000000 times more fun! So many many fond PW memories man! You had been (still are, i believe) ultra resourceful and efficient and without you, I'm sure I wouldn't have gotten an A for PW! And I think you deserve to win the MOST GLAM AWARD in our class (sorry pang, i hope you realise by now you stand like, 0% chance of winning). Whether it's basket weaving or playing the harmoc, you reek of glamness xD You have lots of my admiration man and I love you pursuing a path that you think it's best for you! Stay strong and fight on ok!
Love ya ♥
Dear Ong Xiang Ling,
YOU! PIKASQUEAKY! DON'T BE SO TIMID! I totally enjoyed bullying you in class xD Thanks for tolerating all my nonsense! Apparently, the Xiangs have rather strong links with each. Same PW group, same CCA, same GP class. Thanks for being such a cooperative PW mate man. Your angmoh definitely helped us out alot! Thanks for selflessly allowing me to read your GP essays, which really really helped me alot :D More importantly, thanks for simply being there, 'cos I know without you, my JC life would be rather empty! Must be brave ok! Lastly, "All Xiangs are nice~!" I remembered ;D
Love ya ♥
Dear Pang Yan Zhen,
You made me believe in aliens. Thanks for being such a good target for bullying. I totally enjoyed pulling your hair and knowing the fact you won't get angry makes me damn happy 'cos this means I can continue doing so. I know you want to thank me for giving you so many nice nicknames and nice songs (rmb? the pang yan zhen zhen zhen zhen zhen song?). And I realise writing a message for of gratitude for you is an impossible task. So I decided to make a list of actions which you can do to make yourself a better person.
- Stop whining
- Stop whining with Ayam
- Stop whining with YanJia
- Stop whining with UrbanHorse
Love ya ♥
Dear Sim Wan Lin,
Oh my. I think you're the only person in class which no one would like to hate (this sentence is rather incoherent, pardon me. ty). You get the 温柔 award! Your 温柔 is something that I can NEVER achieve in my entire life, so you get my admiration and love! You showed me how 温柔 and kindness does not necessarily equate to being gullible. AND AND AND! How you managed to build good relationships with the canteen aunties and uncles was really an eye-opener for me! Thanks for being such a great chem rep,
Love ya ♥
Dear Soh Sue Ping,
S-O-H! S-U-E! P-I-N-G SOH SUE PING! Thanks for being the mascot of our class :D I totally adore you man! I thank you for constantly emitting that (albeit weird and corny) SOH SUE PING aura in the class! I think all of us now have a little sweepingsoul's soul in our souls. My xiao sue sue rocks! woohoo! Thanks for your enthusiasm, your kindness, your everything! Should you be down in the dumps one day, please remember that there is always this tall, dark and handsome man who loves you entirely for who you are! With regards to your love life, do aim higher.
Love ya ♥
Dear Tammy Fransli,
apa ini. apa ini. apa apa apa. aiya. Aku wasted the opportunity to learn any Bahasa Indonesia from you .___. Apparently my brain capacity is too small, so don't mind me. Anywayzz, you're the (wo)man! Great CT rep, bagus! You do things cepat-cepat, so the class benefit cepat-cepat. I think I haven been very coherent. Hahahaha. Aiya. I think you know I love you loads so I shan't say that. Thanks for tolerating my nonsense and eating with me in the school canteen even though I'm always speaking in this language that sounds like a weird mixture of mandarin and english (it's French btw, if you're unaware of that). Thanks for being so enthusiastic during PE lessons which helped me alot alot alot :D Do persist on with learning the Chinese language! After which, you'll be able to understand French.
Love ya ♥
Dear Tan Jia Neng,
F***! (those *** represents ISH. trust me. just like how you'll trust me when I say I'm Zhong Huan and I love SuePing alot) Our model student!! I love your character man. Thanks for being such a great classmate and entertaining me during harmoc sessions xD Thanks for teaching me the "快来尝我的明新面" song! Now I know maggi mee restricts my bowel movements and I am constantly reminded not to eat too much. You do have the makings of a healthcare worker. HAHAHA. I get high whenever I think of you getting into medicine xDD "FREE MC AND CONSULTATION". I seriously taking your words. Thank you thank you! Must do well in NUS MED ok!
Love ya ♥
Dear Joyce Tan Yi Siang,
We have similar names! woohoo! All X(S)iangs are nice! Indeed! You're the BEST student councillor in NJC that I know! (actually, you're the only one i know. kukuku.) Ichiban! Love you for being so enthusiastic in our class activities and passing us messages from the student council :D You've been a good bridge! (sounds wrong. don't expect too much from somebody with a C for GP xD) It's not easy to be a responsible and fun-loving student councillor, but you did it! WOOHOO! WELL DONE :D Our class managed to submit those troublesome essays for some troublesome NJC event, many thanks to your very good ang-moh! Anyway, just pardon me for the poor english xD
Love ya ♥
Dear Teo QiYuan,
卖鱼圆， 卖鱼圆。QIYUAN的鱼圆是圆又圆! HELLO, MEEK AND SUBSERVIENT BOSS ZHANG! Thanks sooooo much for making us soooooo many of your delicious muffins etc! You've made us all sinners xD Thanks to you, our chem lessons (urgh. suddenly recalled the horror, you know.) had been made many many times livelier! HAHAHA! Still remember the (failed) SOH SUE PING cheer during one of the chem double period? HAHAHAHA. I shall take this chance to thank BOSS ZHANG on behalf of mr ng. Thanks so much for giving him a person to call out during his lessons. Saved him from all the embarrassment. I think he doesn't remember me. or cheryl (sheerin?). or yanjia/yanzhen. Anyway, really really really like my BOSS ZHANG, no matter what :D
Love ya ♥
Dear Michelle Toh,
HELLO MY SOON-TO-BE FAMILY DENTIST :D SO HAPPY FOR YOU MAN! hehheh. Thanks for being the other o7so6
house affiliate! Our class is FULL of girls, so sorry for making you do extra work! Thanks for just being there during all the A*Star bullshit (sry, can't find another better word for that, er.. bullshit)! Glad to know that there are others like me whose project didn't go well :D Who care now man, now that you're going on to do greater things in life! Hopefully we can still maintain some kind of contact 'cos I'm despo for a dental implantation discount! Please say "XIANGGE NEEDS A DENTAL IMPLANTATION" every night for 10 times from starting from tonight until you become a full-fledged dentist. (pray hard that by then what I need is still a dental implantation and not dentures)
Love ya ♥
Dear Wong Xiang Yi,
You're the best even though you got a C for GP, became the first person in the history of NJC A*Star programme to get a PASS, is going to do an easily attainable single degree in NUS, got a fiery temper, makes alot of noise, likes to say vulgarities and have smelly feet. You're the best. The best the best the best. Gigelaga piya piya. Everybody's is going to eat at your zi char stall. It will be the next macdonald's.
Love ya ♥
Dear Cheryl Wong Xin Yi,
Hai! Our relationship cannot be described with pen or ink. Really cannot. Remember the countless times we married and divorced? (To those interested, our current status is divorced). It all started with your dreamy eyes. And it all ended 'cos you're such an urban horse. I simply cannot tolerate your indulgence in the urban lifestyle (i.e. shopping), fruits (i.e. papaya) and vegetables (i.e. towgay). I think I'm always hanging around you, thanks for letting me hang around xDD Thanks for being my nice nice bio prac partner! I think we've been rather mean, shooting mrs khoo with so many questions during bio. I think we shortened her lifespan xDDD. It's good to have friends like you, who mug and play appropriately (I'm totally not shooting yanzhen or jinghian.)! Oh ya, thanks for teaching me bridge too when no one wanted to :DD 没有你的日子真难熬!
Love ya ♥
Dear Ayam Yeo Chen Hian,
Pok pok pok pok! Pok kay Pok Pok kay! x 5000
Translation: YEO CHEN HIAN! STOP BEING SO GULLIBLE! DON'T BUY PAPERCLIPS FROM STRANGERS! WALK FASTER! heeheehee. Whiny yeo chen hian. Whiny whiny whiny. But you're funny xDD Thanks for being my source of entertainment, dear mushroom! Enjoyed playing with your hair trememdously! Thanks for simply being NICE. And thanks for organising the numerous gatherings for the grandstand clique! Thanks for being so enthusiastic as well. I can't think of any event besides TRACK AND FIELD MEET which you didn't take part in! You're omnipresent. All hail the Chicken God!
Love ya ♥
Dear boys,
Thanks for your presence! Your presence had been important, especially when forming groups during PE lessons even tho you guys are still not enough and I had to change sex temporarily. I'm definitely not enough to balance the yang (or yin?) qi in the class! I'm sorry but I decided to group all of you together, since I know the only one who will read this is Zhong Huan. So I shall say something to ZhongHuan.
Dear Goh Zhong Huan,
You've been important! Who else but you, had been switiching on the overhead projector for mrs khoo during Bio lessons. Who else but you, had paid attention during mr chee's (in case anyone forgot, he's our jc2 math teacher. I'm saying this 'cos I had momentarily forgotten) class? Who else but you, had been the only male who actually celebrated my birthday with me this year (even though I know the reason you came is to have a glimpse of that chicken before you book in again. HAHAHAHA!)? I've decided not to give you a 'Love ya ♥' in case I get attacked by a monstrous, high-speed flying chicken, so I shall end of in a manly manner!
Go for it! Be a man! *thumbs up*
I've finally finished!It took 1 whole month of procrastination xyz. WELL DONE!
To all: please read, print out and laminate, if necessary. MOST IMPORTANTLY, FOLLOW ME PLS TY :D
(Even xiangge, the unsentimental person, is writing this. you should do it too, even if it's just for a few ppl :D)
